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This is anorexic elephant and i am the maker of it, Skydorb. This site is going to have pleanty of cartoons, games, pictures, sounds, videos and much much more hilarious media. Email me with any kind of media you think would be good to post.
-Skydorb
ASK CORY SEE YOUR EXACT AGE JOKE 1 What's Worse? What's worse than having termites in your piano? Crabs on your organ. JOKE 2 One-Armed Jock An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, "You can write with your other hand." JOKE 3 Lawyers and Blondes, oh my! A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane. The lawyer asks her to play a game. If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars. So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars. The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars. Then the lawyer asked her what the answer was and without a word the blonde gave the lawyer five dollars. |
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